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Felicia
02:49
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I have a turtle that can beat up all your other turtles
I have a turtle that's ready to fight
I have a turtle that eats only panda meat
I have a turtle that's better than you
His name is Felicia
His name is Felicia
Yeah Yeah Yeah Felicia
Whoa-oh-oh Felicia
I didn't notice the kind of turtle I had when I named him
I didn't notice he had bright red plutonium arms
I didn't notice he was shifting in and out of our dimension
I didn't notice he was better than you
His name is Felicia
His name is Felicia
Yeah Yeah Yeah Felicia
Whoa-oh-oh Felicia
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Stegotron
03:52
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What metal fiend is heading for our town
The final curse of Doctor Cyber-John
Shaped like an ancient beast,
It's tearing power and telephone poles down
With the roar of motors and gears
Moving slow, he lumbers on
Destroying all he sees
It's Stegotron
Sheriff Dan is rousing all he can
Deputizing every able man
Handing out the guns
And praying he can come up with a plan
With the roar of motors and gears
Moving slow, he lumbers on
Destroying all he sees
It's Stegotron
It's been an hour since Sheriff and his band
Have disappeared out to the task at hand
But now a form appears
And terror takes our hearts right where we stand
With the roar of motors and gears
Moving slow, he lumbers on
Destroying all he sees
It's Stegotron, Stegotron
Stegotron
Stegotron
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Felicia vs Stegotron
03:42
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Half the land's in shambles. Survivors roam the streets
The town's remaining fear they'll soon be gone
The governor is pacing. The military's beat
Who can face the dino-tomaton?
While everyone was weeping, my turtle rose to speak:
"I will go and fight Stegotron!"
Felicia versus Stegotron, the curse from Dr. Cyber-John
The battle raged from night 'til dawn: Felicia versus Stegotron
The barreling contraption was glowing from its heat
The turtle crawled unnoticed on the ground
When the reptile met the monster, dwarfed by its great hind feet
The evil robot didn't turn around
But quicker than a heartbeat the giant shot missile
With the loudest and most terrifying sound
Felicia versus Stegotron, the curse from Dr. Cyber-John
The battle raged from night 'til dawn: Felicia versus Stegotron
Felicia dodged the missile and landed several hits
A severed metal leg fell to the dust
The bad behemoth faltered, sending missiles all around,
Its stabilizers straining to adjust
Felicia wound his arm up and delivered such a punch
That left the monster cold and helpless rust!
Felicia versus Stegotron, the curse from Dr. Cyber-John
The battle raged from night 'til dawn: Felicia versus Stegotron
His name is Felicia
His name is Felicia
Yeah yeah yeah Felicia
Whoa-oh-oh Felicia
Felicia versus Stegotron, the curse from Dr. Cyber-John
The battle raged from night 'til dawn: Felicia versus Stegotron
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The Underwerewolves Champaign, Illinois
The Underwerewolves were formed in May of 2015 to create a lively and surreal stage show, drawing upon a mythos of monsters, aliens, mad scientists, and contemptible characters.
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